I honestly saw the daffodil shoots come up near my house in like the second week of January this year. Just another example of the Stealth Botanical Taffification of Mainland Ireland. And Leo Varadkar is doing nothing to stop it.
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Replying to @CiaranWest @DawnHFoster
Next thing you know we'll have Self-appointed Cyfraith Hywel Patrols going around Temple Bar, telling people to rearrange their syntax to acceptable forms like "Where to are you living?" or "I'll be back now."
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Simon Coveney, now a broken man fighting back tears, slumped on RTÉ explaining everyone has to eat cawl from now on.
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Replying to @Trickstersworld @DawnHFoster
You got to Coddle before I managed to press Reply, Tony. Bhímh leath reith (I gave up trying to do "zistawnse" as Gaeilge, thanks a bunch, 18 letters!)
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Replying to @CiaranWest @Trickstersworld
Legitimately furious that my Welsh is so dreadful I have been scuppered for joking
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Replying to @DawnHFoster @Trickstersworld
From the time I lived in Carmarthenshire, I remember cawl, rissoles, f-words (I'm not getting a 12 hour ban just for mentioning Mr Brain's famous meaty falafels, mate), a laver bread as being the local delicacies, so I think we're tied for bland awfulness.
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Replying to @CiaranWest @Trickstersworld
I’m gonna be honest I’ve eaten literally none of those things and remain convinced Welsh cuisine is chips, cheese and gravy, and curry half-and-half
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Replying to @DawnHFoster @CiaranWest
I once went out for a few after work Friday evening drinks in Dublin and woke up in Bangor, Gwynedd, on Sunday morning. I think that makes me Welsh.
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Replying to @Trickstersworld @DawnHFoster
My daughter was born in Swansea but I'm Irish and her mum is from Bermondsey, so she's half Irish, half English, half Welsh. That's just science.
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You can just jettison the English bit, I would tbh
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Replying to @DawnHFoster @Trickstersworld
I would, except her mum did all the hard work during the pregnancy. I just did a few massages and indulged her post-quitting-fags craving for the smell of matches.
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