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Replying to @DawnHFoster
I honestly saw the daffodil shoots come up near my house in like the second week of January this year. Just another example of the Stealth Botanical Taffification of Mainland Ireland. And Leo Varadkar is doing nothing to stop it.
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Replying to @CiaranWest @DawnHFoster
Next thing you know we'll have Self-appointed Cyfraith Hywel Patrols going around Temple Bar, telling people to rearrange their syntax to acceptable forms like "Where to are you living?" or "I'll be back now."
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Replying to @CiaranWest
Simon Coveney, now a broken man fighting back tears, slumped on RTÉ explaining everyone has to eat cawl from now on.
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Replying to @DawnHFoster
The Coddle industry has been pushed underground now, making the street value upwards of 200 Euro an ounce. Lamb is freely available, as long as it's Welsh lamb, and you don't convert it to a dangerous concoction the indigenous dissidents crudely call "Irish Stew".
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Replying to @CiaranWest
Cannot stop thinking about how disgusting that picture is
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Replying to @DawnHFoster
Irish cuisine was the main reason why I grew up a fussy eater. (No offence, Mam) Floury potatoes, melted veg, "bacon" and cabbage, Bisto on everything to hide the abomination. I can cook now, so I regularly troll my family with al dente veg and random ginger/horseradish/capers.
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Replying to @CiaranWest
Throwback to being accused of notions because everyone was scandalised I’d eaten an olive at university.
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Replying to @DawnHFoster
I'm not a massive fan. Anything that is put in a cocktail with the understanding that you're going to take it out at the end and throw it away isn't in my top ten foods. Have you seen G&Ts now? Sprig of rosemary, cucumber slice, an old Tesco trolley. A bit much.
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This is why I exclusively drink piss
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Replying to @DawnHFoster
Cue Alt-Right Gammon Twitter screenshotting that out of context and trying to undermine your bid for post Brexit Supreme Empress on March 31st, after the Great Purge.
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Replying to @CiaranWest
The literal second I tweeted that I thought “This’ll end badly won’t it”
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