Just got into a major slanging match with an idiot who refused to move her carrier bag off the only available seat, who quickly learnt you should only threaten to punch someone if you’re going to follow through or you’ll get endlessly laughed at.
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Other women on the train were great, and tbh it was fun just watching her get laughed at because she couldn’t muster a single creative insult in retaliation
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Your River Island bag doesn’t need a seat, I do, and no one has worn a Ben Sherman coat since 1998 and you smell like talc, what are you thinking.
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On a less funny note, I explained to her I'd moved her bag because it was occupying a disabled seat, she refused to move it, and I am disabled: her response - "you look like a disabled spastic, you should be locked in a fucking hospital." No qualms saying that publicly, loudly.
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So yes, I was more than happy to creatively insult her, and took some joy from the fact this woman was furious a) I was laughing at her b) I refused to be intimidated by her, c) hopefully she won't refuse to move her bags in future.
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I know taekwondo. She threatened to punch me, I told her to go ahead. I know self defence, and if I needed to defend myself, would have done. She was entirely talk, no action.
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Replying to @DawnHFoster
People say “London is getting more confrontational”!
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