Or the fact my teenage aunt told me Guinness was “special coke” at my cousin’s baptism, and the adults realised I’d necked some when I woke vomming with a headache at 3am
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IT'S A SIGN!
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...le beau geste!
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very similar story when from when I was around 2 or 3 - my mum and I were in a doctor's waiting room surrounded by elderly women and young mothers. I got off my seat and started stomping around the room going 'FUCKIT STUPID MAN FUCKIT STUPID MAN' He's mellowed as a driver since.
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My not yet 3 yr old told her mother in the car the other day to beep the horn at the “silly man” who switched lanes without indicating. She then called him a “fucker”. When mummy asked where she heard that, she said “Daddy”.


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Love little kids' take on stuff. When I was 4 or 5 I was watching the news with my dad (Middle East conflict) he asked me if I knew what was going on and I said "yes, they killed their giant" - we'd had the David and Goliath story at school and I thought it was current affairs
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I once tutted and a voice came from the back seat, Is it one of those silly buggers Dad?
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Living in HK, I had a babysitter from the Philippines, a 3 year old, five dogs and a dodgy back gate. My daughter heard our dogs barking away into the distance and announced “Bucking gate!”
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Our little girl came into our bedroom age 3 and said 'bollocks dad I've wet the bed'.
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