Came back downstairs to find this absolute ingrate has ripped open and devoured a whole packet of “catnip treats”pic.twitter.com/Cl30rZYtqg
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Poured myself a glass of water before recording a podcast, greatpic.twitter.com/ezXohWjvlv
Would anyone like a free cat
Boris Johnson
They are going to have the cat equivalent of a hangover 
Bet he’s bouncing about like Eckied Dad now
I love cats but they are all gits.
It’ll be high as a kite.
Not indifference. Tripping.
Cats. Not giving a f*** since the dawn of time.
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