Where to start, but I’ve a particular place earmarked in hell for the pissed heterosexual IT manager at the Adelaide who came out for a smoke, then pulled out a live turtle from his rucksack that he stole from the school he works at https://t.co/d32dEmlcib
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I seem to be a magnet for complete freaks, weirdos, they just absolutely let it all out around me, to the point where I found it hard to come up with an answer to Fiona’s question, because so many weirdos approach me that I just now think them all normal.
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I have the same the problem, to the point my pal said we should try and have a normal quiet night and then me and
@jamiemartin2 somehow crashed a wedding party on a boat on the Thames.1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
We also ended up drinking on the roof of a major publication beforehand but we won’t go there.
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