Remain absolutely convinced there is an MI6 plot to give me a breakdown by making black coffee the hardest thing in the world to order.
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Just took a sip, and he has not given me a black coffee (I had to ask for it five times). He’s given me miso soup. Damn you Pret.
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This was a particularly sneaky way to make me take the soup
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"It's like an Americano, only without the stupid." "It's not an Americano without the stupid, sir or madam! That's the best bit!"
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Try getting a black coffee with cold milk. It's like you've just asked them to translate the Rosetta Stone.
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Wait so you're telling me Guardian journalists are actually ordering decaf soy lattes? Reality can't just keep confirming stereotypes like this, it can't keep getting away with it.
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‘Makes’ - never considered anyone could make you do anything. Just do that signature eye rolling next time
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This is always my line: "Black, no sugar - literally, couldn't be simpler".
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