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    1. The Poisonous Euros Atmosphere Fan‏Verified account @DawnHFoster 24 Jan 2019

      I guarantee no one can have a smear test more embarrassing than my first one, so will tell you my story so that you book yours, knowing it will go swimmingly in comparison.

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    2. The Poisonous Euros Atmosphere Fan‏Verified account @DawnHFoster 24 Jan 2019

      I researched what to wear beforehand and asked friends what it was like, as a nervous 25-year old. Long skirt and flip-flops was the reply, in summer, to you don't have to walk around the room barefoot with no jeans on.

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    3. The Poisonous Euros Atmosphere Fan‏Verified account @DawnHFoster 24 Jan 2019

      Hopped onto the examining bed, made myself relax, she inserted the speculum, and started peeling the wrapper off the swab, then asked me "How often do you check your breasts for lumps?" Me: "Never."

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    4. The Poisonous Euros Atmosphere Fan‏Verified account @DawnHFoster 24 Jan 2019

      She pursed her lips and said "You really should. Quite often. In fact, you should do it every time you cream yourself." Now. In hindsight, I realise by "cream" she presumably meant "moisturise". But where I grew up "cream" had a very different connotation than that, for teenagers

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    5. The Poisonous Euros Atmosphere Fan‏Verified account @DawnHFoster 24 Jan 2019

      I was almost hysterical but could not show it. Had to keep my face completely straight. My stomach muscles were almost herniating as I tried to stop myself convulsing like a puerile child. The tension had to go somewhere. The plastic speculum shot out of it's own accord.

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      The Poisonous Euros Atmosphere Fan‏Verified account @DawnHFoster 24 Jan 2019

      It shattered on the floor. She paused, turned to look at the shrapnel, and deadpan said "No problems with the pelvic floor then" as she left the room to fetch another.

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        2. Melissa Cole‏Verified account @MelissaCole 24 Jan 2019
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          I’ve just hooted with laughter at this

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        3. The Poisonous Euros Atmosphere Fan‏Verified account @DawnHFoster 24 Jan 2019
          Replying to @MelissaCole

          I walked back home with my mouth gawping open

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        1. Henry Mullen‏ @HenryMullen500 24 Jan 2019
          Replying to @DawnHFoster

          Speaking of things leaving quickly, the liquid they give you to take before an endoscopy, 10..9..8..7.. toilet quick.

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        1. Dr Sara Barker‏ @DrSKBarker 24 Jan 2019
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          I have been having such a laugh with the nurse that we've had to try to compose ourselves because it's been difficult to get started but that story is amazingpic.twitter.com/lMI6mkGXDO

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        1. Lady J.A. Zarifian of Glencoe‏ @j_zarifian 24 Jan 2019
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          You win.

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        2. Elizabeth Ammon‏Verified account @legsidelizzy 24 Jan 2019
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          This is brilliant. To be fair to you why didn’t she just say check them in the bath or shower ? Who moisturises their tits every day? In fact I am not sure I have ever moisturised my tits

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        3. The Poisonous Euros Atmosphere Fan‏Verified account @DawnHFoster 24 Jan 2019
          Replying to @legsidelizzy

          I know! I'd never moisturised my boobs until she said this, and then suddenly panicked that everyone bar me did, and started

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        1. Sue Bagshaw‏ @Squidge142 24 Jan 2019
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          I once had a smear test in a Drs surgery near John O Groats during a storm and the ensuing power cut so the doctor rummaged around in a cupboard and found and used a head torch. That was strangely surreal #smearteststories

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        1. Laleh Khalili‏ @LalehKhalili 24 Jan 2019
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          Excellent

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        1. Adam Withey‏ @withey_adam 24 Jan 2019
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          Big thumbs up please!

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