I guarantee no one can have a smear test more embarrassing than my first one, so will tell you my story so that you book yours, knowing it will go swimmingly in comparison.
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I’ve just hooted with laughter at this
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I walked back home with my mouth gawping open
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Speaking of things leaving quickly, the liquid they give you to take before an endoscopy, 10..9..8..7.. toilet quick.
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I have been having such a laugh with the nurse that we've had to try to compose ourselves because it's been difficult to get started but that story is amazingpic.twitter.com/lMI6mkGXDO
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This is brilliant. To be fair to you why didn’t she just say check them in the bath or shower ? Who moisturises their tits every day? In fact I am not sure I have ever moisturised my tits
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I know! I'd never moisturised my boobs until she said this, and then suddenly panicked that everyone bar me did, and started
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I once had a smear test in a Drs surgery near John O Groats during a storm and the ensuing power cut so the doctor rummaged around in a cupboard and found and used a head torch. That was strangely surreal
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Excellent
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Big thumbs up please!
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