I guarantee no one can have a smear test more embarrassing than my first one, so will tell you my story so that you book yours, knowing it will go swimmingly in comparison.
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It shattered on the floor. She paused, turned to look at the shrapnel, and deadpan said "No problems with the pelvic floor then" as she left the room to fetch another.
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That's okay. As a teen, I inadvertently clocked a nurse during a routine blood test. Needle in - roundhouse punch. At least your method didn't hit her in the chin.
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This is the finest story ever, thanks for not saving it for your memoir. I've seen you stifle a laugh on TV, now I'm wondering what kind of carnage was going on under the desk.
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Ping pong balls. Could be a career move.
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