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Staff Writer at @JacobinMag. Writer and broadcaster for everyone. 📧msdawnfoster@gmail.com Tusk is the best Fleetwood Mac album. Only care about LFC.

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    The Poisonous Euros Atmosphere Fan‏Verified account @DawnHFoster 24 Jan 2019

    I guarantee no one can have a smear test more embarrassing than my first one, so will tell you my story so that you book yours, knowing it will go swimmingly in comparison.

    10:40 AM - 24 Jan 2019
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      2. The Poisonous Euros Atmosphere Fan‏Verified account @DawnHFoster 24 Jan 2019

        I researched what to wear beforehand and asked friends what it was like, as a nervous 25-year old. Long skirt and flip-flops was the reply, in summer, to you don't have to walk around the room barefoot with no jeans on.

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      3. The Poisonous Euros Atmosphere Fan‏Verified account @DawnHFoster 24 Jan 2019

        Hopped onto the examining bed, made myself relax, she inserted the speculum, and started peeling the wrapper off the swab, then asked me "How often do you check your breasts for lumps?" Me: "Never."

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      4. The Poisonous Euros Atmosphere Fan‏Verified account @DawnHFoster 24 Jan 2019

        She pursed her lips and said "You really should. Quite often. In fact, you should do it every time you cream yourself." Now. In hindsight, I realise by "cream" she presumably meant "moisturise". But where I grew up "cream" had a very different connotation than that, for teenagers

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      5. The Poisonous Euros Atmosphere Fan‏Verified account @DawnHFoster 24 Jan 2019

        I was almost hysterical but could not show it. Had to keep my face completely straight. My stomach muscles were almost herniating as I tried to stop myself convulsing like a puerile child. The tension had to go somewhere. The plastic speculum shot out of it's own accord.

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      6. The Poisonous Euros Atmosphere Fan‏Verified account @DawnHFoster 24 Jan 2019

        It shattered on the floor. She paused, turned to look at the shrapnel, and deadpan said "No problems with the pelvic floor then" as she left the room to fetch another.

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      2. Daljinder Johal‏ @DaljinderJohal 24 Jan 2019
        Replying to @DawnHFoster

        I’ve been dreading getting my first letter as I’m a nervous laugher. But in an odd way, yeah your embarrassment has actually helped - definitely taking one for the team @DawnHFoster. Just got to make sure I don’t start laughing if remembering the story during the appointment...

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      3.  🐍Miki 🐍‏ @lunarserpentine 25 Jan 2019
        Replying to @DaljinderJohal @DawnHFoster

        If it's of any consolation, it takes about five seconds, doesn't hurt at all and it isn't even embarassing. I was stunned after my first one, I thought it would be way worse, it was barely a blip.

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      1. Julie Cain‏ @cain_juliendave 24 Jan 2019
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        Crying (with laughter) here. Dawn for PM 👌

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      2. Kelly M Anderson‏ @star69elvis 24 Jan 2019
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        HOLD MY BEER

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      3. Kelly M Anderson‏ @star69elvis 24 Jan 2019
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        My first smear. I was the first of my friends to get one, so had no clue what was coming. Climbed up onto the table, and sat with my knees pressed together. The nurse said "If you could just swing your legs to the side"...

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