This was 100% written by an angry, single, 5’4” man.https://twitter.com/thedailymash/status/1084755988870250496?s=21 …
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Have you considered slouching?
(I’m six one, so obviously can’t appreciate where these guys are coming from.)
Being 5'11, I was more concerned by "I’m five foot three so it's really important to me to have someone who's nearly a foot taller than me" - if that's the gold standard, where are the 6'11 guys hiding?? (Also kudos for being able to hide)
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