I have broken arms, legs, ribs, slipped discs, and yet biting through your tongue and fracturing the side of your skull you sleep on is the most intolerable injury, I can report.
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“Why don’t you just sleep on your back” my ex asked. AM I SUPERHUMAN, I thought, then realised he probably thought I hated him throughout our entire relationship which is actually much funnier.
6:51 PM - 25 Dec 2018
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