Another rando outside the toilets said “We haven’t spoken all night but I kept staring at you, do you want to come home with me?” No? You’ll kill me?
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Did you disembowel him? This is why you're supposed to carry a knife with you, so you can show the world just how gutless he is.
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In cooked meals but not raw, and he stank of raw onions
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Was it Shrek?
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The fuck?
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A french man from Allo Allo?
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Wasn’t that the guy who had been Mr Pastry in a previous incarnation? And that is a flashback to more innocent times...
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