Now that I am in front of a pint rather than a person screaming at me, I can tell you being wearily sarcastic during the inevitable airport patdown doesn’t end well.
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Luckily I shut up when she asked if I wanted my British passport back and didn’t say “Don’t care lol, got two.”
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“Where are you going?” “Dublin” “Why” “Work” “What do you do” “Journalist” “Do they not have journalists in Dublin” “No, nor newspapers or TVs, it’s mad” “...”
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Still smashing my 100% success rate for extra security checks at airports, why have MI6 flagged me.
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I was only flying London to Dublin, Border Force are full mason
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