Now that I am in front of a pint rather than a person screaming at me, I can tell you being wearily sarcastic during the inevitable airport patdown doesn’t end well.
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Also kept the entire plane waiting cos I am a twat
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Us lefties are all fair game. Files on all of us.
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I was only flying London to Dublin, Border Force are full mason
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Raymond's a sleeper
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Must've been that racist Jamaican themed party you held
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should really change your passport name from Dawn "Red Dawn" Foster
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Because you wrote “Up the Ra” in your passport?
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I would suggest that they started the sarcasm, I’m not sure what they were expecting back. I once cracked a joke while my immigrant husband was trying to enter the UK and he was so upset at me afterwards. I forget how much more tense it is for him!
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Maybe because Someone said you had the wit and intellect of a donkey. I told them it was an absurd suggestion . Unless it was a particularly stupid donkey.
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