Now that I am in front of a pint rather than a person screaming at me, I can tell you being wearily sarcastic during the inevitable airport patdown doesn’t end well.
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Still smashing my 100% success rate for extra security checks at airports, why have MI6 flagged me.
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Also kept the entire plane waiting cos I am a twat
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I genuinely don't know how you were expected to respond to "do they not have journalists in Dublin"! What is the non-sarcastic response to that?
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I remember memorizing a potted explanation of my thesis for the US border and being briefly irritated he didn’t care, till the guy at the next desk tried to explain his work on quantum gravity.
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‘So I work on quantum gravity and space time, which is basically....’ ‘Like Stephen hawking?’ Pause. *nodding furiously*
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yeesh. which airport?
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Why do they have any right to ask an EU person why they’re travelling between EU countries?
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Never mind the EU, its the common travel area.
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Outrageous ;)
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