Luckily I shut up when she asked if I wanted my British passport back and didn’t say “Don’t care lol, got two.”
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“Where are you going?” “Dublin” “Why” “Work” “What do you do” “Journalist” “Do they not have journalists in Dublin” “No, nor newspapers or TVs, it’s mad” “...”
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Still smashing my 100% success rate for extra security checks at airports, why have MI6 flagged me.
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Also kept the entire plane waiting cos I am a twat
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At Manchester they used not to have trays for keys etc at the X-ray arch, so everyone would trigger the machine, get out their keys & then have to go through again. I told one of the security people I thought this was inefficient. I was there for another ten minutes.
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I made the mistake of being sarcastic to TSA and am now clearly on some kind of blacklist and get detained and questioned every time I enter the USA
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I have an upper leg which is largely metal, after an accident meant reconstructive surgery. When I once asked at Geneva airport why it didn't set off the metal detectors, I was told : "Oh, we keep them turned down, or they'd always be going off."
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