Why is it never “I oversleep til 8am, chuck dry shampoo in my hair, do my make up on the Tube and drink five coffees before midday while waiting for emails shouting at me for missing deadlines”
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*Points* You’re a British
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I mean yeah, it’s Barry’s all day every day obviously
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The Goop podcast reference makes me feel it must be pisstake. It can’t be *that* on the nose.
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I'm a British! If they're British, why do they speak like Super Mario?
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This “as I am British” take is new. I didn’t know we had a preference *as a nation*.
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lmao
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