Davine Ker    

@DavineDC

First Cambodian-Canadian-American Touring Comic. Producer/Talk Show Host of Davine “In The City”, Moth StorySLAM Winner, Activist, comediandavineker@gmail.com

Washington DC, USA
Vrijeme pridruživanja: veljača 2009.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
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  2. Some new parents at the hospital, as I entered their room: “Are you Chinese?” Me...starting to fake sneeze: “25% Chinese” I kept my presentation short. Left. No photos for them. Racism is a more alarming plague than the coronavirus...

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  3. Wombats are like the Chihuahua of Bears. Cute like cubs and stay tiny forever.

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  4. “What is that half time show teaching to our girls?”...”We had to take them aside and have a talk”...Sure. Have a talk with your kids. But is it a great talk about body empowerment, skills and culture or is it a talk about body shaming, double standards and more of your bullshit?

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  5. 3. velj

    I can think of few things that will make Donald Trump madder than if Greta Thunberg gets a Nobel Peace Prize and he doesn't.

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  6. So you’re outraged that her kid was dancing in a cage with her during the Super Bowl. How about being outraged about kids being in cages in real life...

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  8. The folks writing checks for a new Space Force are the same ones asking “how are you going to pay for” public college or healthcare. This is the richest country in the world. Our problem isn’t a lack of money. It’s a lack of good priorities. And that is something we can change.

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  9. This is the sexiest photo of spaghetti I have ever seen 🤤😋😛🍆🍝💦

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  10. That dude paid a thousand dollars to take a nap at the Super Bowl... Does he wanna sponsor my Cambodian kids?

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  11. Kid: “Oh no. What happened to the Wegmans Butter Boy ( our favorite butter) Me: “Maybe he grew up and became a butter man”

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  12. Can someone explain to me the social aspect of liking other people’s transactions on Venmo? Why would anyone go out of their way to like the fact that Timmy paid lunch for his mom?

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  13. Loving fun challenges. Got my blow organ, harmonica, Ukulele, Clean Standup Set for kids, Improv and musical improv games for kids, drawing paper and supplies. I’m ready for this comedy birthday party theme for a 9 year old. Let’s inspire a new generation of comedy fans...

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  14. Nail salon lady: “Just manicure?” Me: “Yes please” NSL: “Why no pedi?” Me: “I just did my toes recently. I just need my finger nails done. Thank you.” She stares at my face... NSL: “You need your eye brows done” Me: “Bitch...” a common Viet last name, amirite? Or is it Bich?

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  15. I started enjoying Bossa Nova music because of all the Thai Restaurants, and I liked Led Zep, Ska, punk rock and The Beatles because of all the white dudes I had a crush on... Which kind of music that you wouldn’t typically enjoy but did because of certain influences?

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  16. I'm against body modification but I don't go on about it because I totally want wings some day

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  17. Toddlers are “forced indoors” in a way...maybe why they love cement mixers so much...

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  18. When someone opens up about their depression and you say it must be due to the season change, that’s as bad as telling an angry woman she must be having her period... People have layers. They don’t just wear layers because it’s effin cold outside...

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  19. Avocado should be renamed avocacado or avocadoodoo. So many options...🥑🥑💩

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  20. 28. sij

    Subway completely empty at 1:30pm in Beijing. Kind of creepy

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  21. Me to my physical therapist: “I can’t tell if my shoulder has improved...I still avoid using it out of habit now. I don’t think the pain will ever go away... The pain has been there for so long I started naming it ‘Mom’ “...

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