Always David Hahn™ (indistinct radio chatter)

So, does the term "mockumentary" now refer to any fictional story told in a documentary style, not just the ones meant to mock (Best in Show, American Vandal)? Like how "couple" now can mean "three or four?"

I always loved it when a diehard Tr*mper would have all their notes in front of them and ask me to name one thing that he did that made him unfit for office and I'd just say "his twitter password was 'Trump2020.'

What's the first rule of Joy Luck Club?

As a comic book artist, even though it seems like the perfect choice, you can't just throw Mad Max Fury Road on to have playing in the background while you work and expect to be productive.

As someone who lived during "the before times of digital/internet," I hate being looked at disdainfully by someone younger when I explain how a drawing of a whale carried by birds use to pop up when too many people tweeted at once.

God, though I really like the art style, those kueez "have you ever been in a relationship" illustrations are so off-putting and gross.

Whatever dirt T-Rump has on these Republicans, I can't imagine how it any of it coming to light would make them look worse than their continued public loyalty to him.

My gf has been on hold with the IRS for hours, finally got through and concluded her business and then I looked up "IRS hold music" on youtube and played it really loud and now I'm in trouble.

It's been a crazy week for sure, but still, fuck you Bean Dad.

Hopefully something we all now have a clear understanding of after seeing all the footage of last week's Capitol violence is that the Senate Chamber is the one with all the desks.

"Look, Trump never literally directly told anyone to storm the Capitol. He never said that at any time! It's not his fault. Now go away so I can get back to decoding and interpreting the hidden meanings in these Q Drops."

Oh his free speech is being oppressed? That asshole has an entire White House Press Briefing Room to use if he wants to fucking say something.

Lower and lower tier Trump twitter accounts keep popping up- "And another thing-" POOF!!!

Of course Zip-Tie seditionist asshole gets caught because he went and wore 32 pieces of flair.

The importance of the office of POTUS is so weighty that details like POTUS & Vice POTUS not being on the same plane together, or that the nuclear suitcase must be within reach at all times should help lend credence to why "so what, he's only got 12 days left" is NOT acceptable.

I don't ever want to hear "they are destroying their own neighborhoods" from the same team that shouted "this is our house" before smashing it yesterday.