The Democratizer

@DavidTheNonBot

I'm a pro-humor, non-bot. Also a Dad who cares about my family, our environment, healthcare, the economy, education, & our country's place in the world.

Illinois, USA
Joined September 2017

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    10 Oct 2018

    Stephen Miller prepares new border security measures to protect us from Latin American children.

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  2. Retweeted
    6 Jan 2018

    As young handed the deposit slip for his father's check to the bank teller, he imagined his future and was overcome with emotion. "I'm, like, really smart," he realized.

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  3. 12 hours ago

    This is satire.

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  4. 16 hours ago

    BREAKING: President Trump remarked "Maybe next time her husband shouldn't let himself be killed and then she won't have to spend all her time complaining about paying for my tax cut".

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  5. 18 hours ago

    Trump performing his legendary penguin impression. Unfortunately there's no audio, but reportedly it's accompanied by quacking sounds.

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  6. Retweeted
    Apr 26
    Replying to

    is still trending. Just FYI...

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  7. Apr 26

    BREAKING: Stephen Miller will not testify before Congress. He said "Nobody speaks for President Trump. Not you, not me, not nobody."

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  8. Retweeted
    Apr 25

    An important reminder, as things continue to fall apart:

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  9. Retweeted
    Apr 26

    "Here in the United States, 1 in 8 people are food insecure, meaning they lack reliable access to the food they need in order to lead active, healthy lives."

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  10. Apr 25

    TMZ reports that Susan Collins (R - Maine) is close to releasing a prepared statement saying she again "is troubled". The delay is due to Collins not yet receiving the cause of her concern from her oil company donors who rewarded her for her support of Kavanaugh.

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  11. Apr 25

    BREAKING: President Trump bragged about his business skills saying he simply ignored the bill he got from North Korea for Otto Warmbier's care. Reportedly Kim Jong Un had joked "Nobody liked 'warm beer'". Trump said "Otto never took another poster - that I can tell you".

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  12. Apr 25

    Do you believe that FOX News is beginning to turn on Trump?

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  13. Apr 25

    BREAKING: President Trump defends the Charlottesville police saying the shooting victim did not provide first aid to the police so "both sides".

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  14. Apr 25
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  15. Apr 25

    Please read this. There are no pictures and it doesn't mention Trump, but it's worth your time.

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  16. Apr 24

    If I were a SC justice doing the bidding of the rich & corporations I think I'd probably not go out in public much. Then again, as the corrupt Scalia proved in death, there are plenty of wealthy donors who will buy you off with free private vacations. Pure scum.

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  17. Apr 24

    Rudy Giuliani was even a creepy toddler.

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  18. Apr 24

    As it stands (thanks to Barr), Trump can obstruct justice as much as he'd like as long as he feels that he's obstructing out of anger because he knows he's innocent. Keep that in mind when Trump instructs Mnuchin to ignore a subpoena for his tax returns.

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  19. Apr 23

    I have to say I'm losing hope which doesn't say anything great about me. Other than I'm being honest.

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  20. Apr 23

    We are living through Bedford Falls becoming Pottersville. But it's not a movie.

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  21. Apr 23

    BREAKING: President Trump announced to reporters that he has "not lost any support since the release of the Mueller report". He cited a survey of Ivanka.

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