The Democratizer

@DavidTheNonBot

I'm a pro-humor Democrat Dad & husband. I care about my family & others. I'm also The Scallion, an Onion wannabe.

Vrijeme pridruživanja: rujan 2017.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    10. lis 2018.

    Stephen Miller prepares new border security measures to protect us from Latin American children.

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  2. BREAKING: The NFL announced that next year's Super Bowl halftime will have no singing. The theme will be "Empowering Women". Jennifer Lopez will show her ass for 10 minutes so young girls know they don't have to like math anymore. ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴄᴀʟʟɪᴏɴ

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    prije 7 sati
    Odgovor korisnicima

    She's got your number. (Follow up joke coming in 3, 2, 1...)

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    BeBestos.

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  5. US soldiers gave their lives to force us to stand for a song. Who knew? Tomi knew.

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  6. Little Marco looks back, with a wistful eye, on the 2016 election. All the while thinking "Come on Vlad, we're counting on you again my comrade."

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  7. NAGGING THOUGHT I'm getting a bad feeling about this Trump guy. Please don't get me wrong - I like "in your face" corruption as much as the next guy.

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    Robert Mueller Report Secret Trump Investigation Memos Revealed After BuzzFeed FOIA Lawsuit

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  9. Maybe the whole idea of having the Iowa Caucasians go first is not a great one. Just saying. 🤔

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  10. 3. velj

    You can bet that Trump has properties that have asbestos - meaning potential liability or high cost for removal. Make Asbestos Great Again!

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  11. 3. velj

    BREAKING: Jill Biden says she no longer considers Lindsey Graham a friend. It is unknown if Hillary Clinton still thinks Trump's kids are great. Nᴇᴡs ꜰʀᴏᴍ Tʜᴇ Sᴄᴀʟʟɪᴏɴ

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    2. velj

    😳🤦‍♀️🤬 Alan Dershowitz Admits Trump's Actions Toward Ukraine Will Affect His Decision On Who to Vote For In 2020: 'I'm a Liberal Democrat'

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  13. 2. velj

    PALESTINIAN PEACE PLAN NEWS: Palestinian president Mohammed Abbas, unhappy with a Trump/Kushner "peace plan" that locks in childlike status for his people, is expected to announce an investigation into Biden's son. Nᴇᴡs ғʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ sᴄᴀʟʟɪᴏɴ

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  14. 1. velj

    BREAKING: Palestinian president Abbas announced a cut in "all relations" with the US and Israel over peace deal. This should assure Jared Kushner a Nobel Peace prize for his fine work. Take that- haters. Oh wait... never mind. News from The Scallion

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    1. velj

    Notice they did this AFTER the vote🤬 Trump administration reveals it's blocking dozens of emails about Ukraine aid freeze, including President's role

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  16. 1. velj

    SUBSPECIES DISCOVERED Florida scientists discovered the "Weasel Americanus Minimus". Part of a spineless mammal species found throughout North America in the Republican party, this little guy had a collar tag that said "If found please return me to my owner Mr. Trump". So cute.

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  17. 31. sij

    BREAKING: Lisa Murkowski (R-Alaska) comes out against calling witnesses citing the fact that she isn't up for re-election until 2022. It remains unclear if she will be granted permission to wash Trump's feet in return for the favor. News from The Scallion

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    31. sij

    I will support the Democratic nominee. Period. Pass it on.

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    31. sij

    All this destruction in the name of Trump’s sham wall. Everything is a sham with him, whatever the cost.

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    31. sij

    🤣 OMG! How many farm bankruptcies have occurred under trump?!?! Trump Tells Iowans to Support His 2020 Reelection Bid: 'If We Don't Win, Your Farms Are Going To Hell'

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  21. 31. sij

    IMPEACHMENT UPDATE: Malcolm Nance says a coincidence takes a lot of planning. The Senate Republicans will coincidentally have 3 members vote for witnesses to be called, which is one shy of the number needed to actually call witnesses. Then tonight they can vote to acquit.

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