• Home
  • About

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • Verified account @
Suggested users
  • Verified account @
  • Verified account @
  • Language: English
    • Bahasa Indonesia
    • Bahasa Melayu
    • Català
    • Čeština
    • Dansk
    • Deutsch
    • English UK
    • Español
    • Filipino
    • Français
    • Hrvatski
    • Italiano
    • Magyar
    • Nederlands
    • Norsk
    • Polski
    • Português
    • Română
    • Slovenčina
    • Suomi
    • Svenska
    • Tiếng Việt
    • Türkçe
    • Ελληνικά
    • Български език
    • Русский
    • Српски
    • Українська мова
    • עִבְרִית
    • العربية
    • فارسی
    • मराठी
    • हिन्दी
    • বাংলা
    • ગુજરાતી
    • தமிழ்
    • ಕನ್ನಡ
    • ภาษาไทย
    • 한국어
    • 日本語
    • 简体中文
    • 繁體中文
  • Have an account? Log in
    Have an account?
    · Forgot password?

    New to Twitter?
    Sign up
By using Twitter’s services you agree to our Cookie Use and Data Transfer outside the EU. We and our partners operate globally and use cookies, including for analytics, personalisation, and ads.
DavidSpade's profile
David Spade
David Spade
David Spade
Verified account
@DavidSpade

David SpadeVerified account

@DavidSpade

Joined March 2009
  • © 2016 Twitter
  • About
  • Help
  • Terms
  • Privacy
  • Cookies
  • Ads info
Dismiss
Previous
Next

Go to a person's profile

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • Verified account @
Suggested users
  • Verified account @
  • Verified account @

Retweet this to your followers?

Optional comment for Retweet
 
 

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • Verified account @
Suggested users
  • Verified account @
  • Verified account @
140

Are you sure you want to delete this Tweet?

Promote this Tweet

Block

  • Add a location to your Tweets

    When you tweet with a location, Twitter stores that location. You can switch location on/off before each Tweet and always have the option to delete your location history. Learn more

    Profile summary

    Your lists

    Create a new list


    Under 100 characters, optional

    Privacy

    Copy link to Tweet

    Embed this Tweet

    Embed this Video

    Add this Tweet to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Add this video to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Hmm, there was a problem reaching the server.

    Preview

    Log in to Twitter

    · Forgot password?
    Don't have an account? Sign up »

    Sign up for Twitter

    Not on Twitter? Sign up, tune into the things you care about, and get updates as they happen.

    Sign up
    Have an account? Log in »

    Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:

    Country Code For customers of
    United States 40404 (any)
    Canada 21212 (any)
    United Kingdom 86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
    Brazil 40404 Nextel, TIM
    Haiti 40404 Digicel, Voila
    Ireland 51210 Vodafone, O2
    India 53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon, Reliance
    Indonesia 89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel, Indosat, XL Axiata
    Italy 4880804 Wind
    3424486444 Vodafone
    » See SMS short codes for other countries

    Confirmation

     

    Buy Now

    Hmm... Something went wrong. Please try again.

    Previous Tweet Next Tweet
    David Spade Verified account ‏@DavidSpade Jun 29

    I wonder if any car dealers have thought of having a 'sale-ebration this weekend. If not, they should

    • Retweets 96
    • Likes 500
    • Dina Richardson Kimberly Stonestreet رؤى Tumor Brenda Justine Graham Christine Salehi naz Donkey of the Sky
    8:47 AM - 29 Jun 2016
    96 retweets 500 likes
      1. Brad Raaum ‏@bcraaum Jun 29

        @DavidSpade Boat dealers could have a sail-ebration

        0 retweets 2 likes
      2. MAILER DAEMON ‏@bradydempsey Jun 29

        @bcraaum @DavidSpadepic.twitter.com/VfBng5EDMb

        0 retweets 1 like
      1. bennzz61 ‏@bennzz61 Jun 29

        @DavidSpade Maybe some boat dealers can hold a sail-ebration. ;)

        0 retweets 0 likes
      2. Brad Raaum ‏@bcraaum Jun 29

        @bennzz61 @DavidSpade Like how you're thinking - I beat you by a couple hours!

        0 retweets 1 like
      3. bennzz61 ‏@bennzz61 Jun 29

        @bcraaum @DavidSpade Great minds think alike, it just popped in my head, didn't see your tweet. ;)

        0 retweets 1 like
      4. Brad Raaum ‏@bcraaum Jun 29

        @bennzz61 @DavidSpade I believe you - plus it was pretty obvious

        0 retweets 1 like
    1. Krog Caveberg ‏@LiftVersusDrag Jun 29

      @DavidSpade I'm having a lot of trouble getting an Uncle Sam-on-stilts for my barbecue

      0 retweets 1 like
    2. Donovan Conley ‏@TTableaus Jun 29

      @DavidSpade you're in the wrong game. #adgenius

      0 retweets 1 like
    3. Scott LoPiccolo ‏@slopiccolo21 Jun 29

      @DavidSpade @MrsGeeLo buh-bye

      0 retweets 1 like
    4. Laurie Brennan ‏@LAYotes Jun 29

      @DavidSpade I was thinking mattress stores, but this could work too 🙄

      0 retweets 1 like
    5. Bishbee Coup ‏@ilovefalsemetal Jun 29

      @DavidSpade You mean like, where it's warm outside, but their deals are even hotter? Like that?

      0 retweets 1 like
    6. Paula D ‏@Realtorpaula27 Jun 29

      @DavidSpade watched do over last night ! Hysterical !!! Loved it 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

      0 retweets 0 likes
    7. Richard Circle ‏@richardcircle Jun 29

      @DavidSpade Sarcasm on Twitter.

      0 retweets 0 likes
    8. Blake X. ‏@BlakeX10 Jun 29

      @DavidSpade grand sale auto

      0 retweets 0 likes
    9. Justine Graham ‏@JustineAGraham Jul 3

      @DavidSpade David, my Dad just purchased a brand new 2016 Honda Accord. It's literally a nice ride. Great beautiful car.

      0 retweets 0 likes
    10. Barbie Dahl ‏@ZaraMaread9 Jul 1

      @DavidSpade Ohhh....sweet sarcasm...

      0 retweets 0 likes
    11. Evil Jalapeño ‏@EvilMark420 Jun 30

      @DavidSpade I agree...They should!

      0 retweets 0 likes
    12. S.R. Derr ‏@tweetiederr Jun 30

      @DavidSpade I wonder...

      0 retweets 0 likes
    13. Nkuluh ‏@TheRealNkulleko Jun 30

      @DavidSpade Lol Y they should have thee Sale-ebration😅😅😅

      0 retweets 0 likes
    14. t m mcnulty ‏@winfidel Jun 29

      @DavidSpade stop trying so hard... your snl money somehow made money....

      0 retweets 0 likes

    Loading seems to be taking a while.

    Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.

      Promoted Tweet

      false

      • © 2016 Twitter
      • About
      • Help
      • Terms
      • Privacy
      • Cookies
      • Ads info