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Trying to use compudah to make world nicer. Campaign/comms strategist and stirrer for hire. he/him
somewhere in the clouddavidpar.is/bioJoined February 2009
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Paris
@DavidParis
A contender for comment of the year
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Patrick Keneally
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This is like a chef's kiss level of Nimbyism - preferring that raw sewerage continues to be pumped into the sea rather than dealt with in a responsible way that might involve some earthworks smh.com.au/national/nsw/r
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Super 70s Sports
@Super70sSports
My favorite Army man is the guy who’s chilling on the phone. “Hey, baby, I’m in this stupid kid’s battle right now but I totally wanna come over tonight. I think we’re fighting some Fisher-Price Little People or some shit. It’s beneath me, but I’m over it. Yeah, hit me up later.”
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Paris
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This attitude that Greens must support a concept no matter how poor the execution was how we got a decade of press gallery regurgitation of ALP talking points on CPRS. Can't wait to do it all again with the Voice.
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marquelawyers
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If the Greens oppose the Voice referendum, they will never recover as a party. It’s that simple, right or wrong though their position might be.
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jaboukie
@jaboukie
gen x/millennial parents: WE are breaking the cycle... our kids WILL be better, healthier, and save the world 🌍 ❤️ their sons: *googling* bomb that kills every woman
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Laura Bassett
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At the Toulouse airport, just watched a woman try to order oat milk in English for her coffee. Barista kept hearing “hot milk.” Emotions escalated to the point where I had to intervene and explain what oat milk was, and this French man was absolutely pissed to learn it exists
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tree tory teals are tops
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Michael Koziol
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Climate 200 independent Kylea Tink says she bought fossil fuel shares to drive change from within smh.com.au/politics/feder
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@DavidParis
Can we bet on how long they’re gonna keep blaming the previous government for their spineless acquiescence to shitty regressive policy.
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Josh Butler
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PM Anthony Albanese at #npc, asked about the controversial stage 3 tax cuts: “we made a decision that we would stand by that legislation rather than re-litigate it… We inherited it. And I said that we haven't changed our position”
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Daniel Warren
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When my grandma died, she set her husband up with her best friend as a parting gift. She's now buried on one side of him, with her best friend on the other. 40 years later, my family is suing each other to dig up her corpse and move it because 'there's no threesomes in heaven'
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young tiempo
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Well my ex canceled the Spotify premium I was using which unfortunately means I am revoking her Dads access to my Disney +. Good guy. Hate to see him caught in the crossfire
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Absolute contempt for climate, contempt for First Nations. But Albo drank a beer at a gig, that was cool.
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Home of the oldest rock art on the planet, an absolute no-brainer world heritage site. But gas mining and processing though. twitter.com/SaveBurrup/sta…
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Home of the oldest rock art on the planet, an absolute no-brainer world heritage site. But gas mining and processing though.
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Save Our Songlines
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Minister Plibersek this morning announced she has rejected the application for ATSIPHA Section 9 protection of sacred Murujuga rock art sites that will be destroyed and desecrated by the Perdaman fertiliser plant at the Burrup Hub in Western Australia. (🧵)
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