David Newell

@DavidNewell95

Study Electronic & Computer | Interned | Organised | Unintentional comedian

Joined January 2012

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  1. Jun 9

    "Sorry I won't be able to make my doctors appointment today, I'm feeling a bit under the weather"

  2. Jun 3

    Guess who knocked the display stand of Butterfingers over in the airport. That's right, this guy.

  3. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink since all the water dried up.

  4. May 26

    Anthem of the year:

  5. May 21

    "Have you heard of those diet pizzas from Milanos?" as I dog through two slices of yesterday's pizza with 450 calories in each

  6. May 20

    "Pardon the pun but I don't give a flying fuck about aerial photography"

  7. May 12
  8. May 11
    Replying to

    Your performance is dictated not by what happens on the day, but by how well you've prepared for it

  9. May 11
    Replying to

    Never before this set of exams did I fully understand how boxing matches were won/lost outside the ring

  10. May 11
  11. Retweeted
    Apr 26

    "Here are your results, now put on my doctor clothes and read them back to me"

  12. Retweeted
    Apr 14

    John Muldoon's 300th appearance for Nathan Carters 300th appearance on the What a time to be alive.

  13. Retweeted
    Apr 14

    Luke: Its time for the Jedi to end Everyone in the galaxy:

  14. Apr 2

    Sometimes you'd forget the CoffeeScript documentation actually contained code: "eat food for food in foods when food isnt 'chocolate'"

  15. Mar 30

    Does this mean we get a rocket landing emoji? I'm talking: 🛫=🚀 🛬=

  16. Mar 30

    Bit of a 'ta dah' moment with the video conveniently cutting out at landing but massive congrats to 🚀

  17. Retweeted
    Mar 30

    Falcon 9 first stage has landed on Of Course I Still Love You — world’s first reflight of an orbital class rocket.

  18. Retweeted
    Mar 28

    ... and seems to be taking Donegal with it

  19. Retweeted
    Mar 23

    Not only is declarative code more readable, it also produces beautiful byte code and is therefore faster. Thanks

  20. Retweeted
    Mar 27

    Elon Musk is creating a way to link our brains to computers. Hopefully it's compatible with all the Lightning connectors we already own.

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