Tom Brady: Does anyone know why I'm trending? Agent: Well sir, Stormy Daniels lawyer released a sketch of the guy she says threatened her and her daughter... Brady: Wtf does that have to do with me? Agent: Well...
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Groundhog Day, minus the resolution.
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He looks like my cable guy. Nice guy, he showed up exactly on time.
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Hmmm. Where was
@marcorubio that day? Never mind. Just saw the facial hair.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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