David Hundeyin

@DavidHundeyin

. alumnus. 2019 Edward Murrow IVLP nominee. One-man hurricane.

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    Oct 30

    Sign up for A Boring Generic Newsletter. Read a series of zero-bullshit takes from a pair of keen West African eyes by And it's free. For now.

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    1 hour ago

    Breaking: was released from DSS’ detention on bail today. He is now with his family. It’s not over but I’m glad he’ll be home to celebrate Yuletide with his family. We shall overcome.

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  3. 2 hours ago

    Reminder

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  4. 2 hours ago

    OK o, go and replicate Ray Dalio's story. Because he definitely told us the whole story and didn't leave out large, important parts of it. He just started trading from his flat in New York and turned his $1 into $1 million through hard work lol. One born every minute.

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    How do you think Ray Dalio found success? Show me an investor who has never lost money in the markets. There is always risk, whether you are gently farming pepper in your backyard or flying a space ship to space. The important this is to understand the risk you want to take
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  5. 3 hours ago

    Left: What my sensible and risk-averse editor published. Right: What I actually wrote😂 I knew it wouldn't get past him sha😆🤣

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  6. 3 hours ago

    (It took all my professional discipline not to write that last line as "Godwin Emefiele's coconut head." I badly wanted to do that.)

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  7. 3 hours ago

    Do you know that Lebanon's central bank secretly operated a state-sanctioned ponzi scheme between 2016 and 2019? In this column I draw parallels between Riad Salamé's doomed "Financial Engineering" policy and Godwin Emefiele's insistence on command-and-control monetary policy.

    Riad Salamé, Godwin Emefiele and the folly of politburo central banking
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  9. 3 hours ago

    This was one of the funniest things we ever created on and I'm proud to have edited this. Shame the joke went over the audience's heads (which became a theme) but is a genuinely funny guy🤣

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  10. 4 hours ago

    Instead of regulating ORide and collecting hundreds of millions of naira in taxes from it annually, ban it instead! Then complain afterward that the unreliable trickle of informal tax revenue from unregulated bike taxis is too small🥴🥴🥴

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  11. 4 hours ago

    Force everyone into one underground black economy or the other, then complain that your tax revenue and GDP figures are too widely divergent. I mean what on earth could be the reason!🥴

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  12. 4 hours ago

    An African govt will complain that people don't pay tax, but instead of deregulation the economy to encourage business activity that can form a tax base, will go around banning everything it can get its hands on. Because people exist at the pleasure of the state lol. Dumbasses.

    Social media is a place where a criminal will call another man a criminal. People who don’t pay tax will just wake up one day and want Nigeria to be Uk. For this country to get better we must all take responsibility and act right.
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  13. 5 hours ago

    "Florida man" really has nothing on Nigeria. This country is a dystopian Netflix series, I'm sure of it. We're Bandersnatch 2.0

    Port-Harcourt people, this is how y'all casually hawk alligators in traffic?
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  14. 6 hours ago

    There's a reason why these "investment schemes" are only popular in low income areas. You'll never see people in the Hamptons or Battersea talking about getting rich off one dodgy yield program or the other. It's always Kunle Brixton and his cousins in Somolu.

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  15. 7 hours ago

    I guess they must have terminated Eurasia's contract and now you're coming out of the woodwork with criticism of the same bullshit you were praising 5 minutes ago. You're the sort of shameless human being that shameless human beings aspire to be. A completely repulsive person.

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    8 hours ago
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    I’m doing my part to educate people. It’s my goal to educate more income earners like myself. I’m willing to give one of your followers 100% discount to my January 2021 Investment Class. Cost is N10,000 if they paid.

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    9 hours ago
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    And that desire is called greed, its what makes u see an oasis in a desert on multiple occasions without ever getting to the oasis

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    9 hours ago
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    Simple! This instant millionaire syndrome without the willingness to learn what it takes to create actual value remains our greatest undoing.

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  20. 9 hours ago

    Every compulsive gambler is similarly convinced that some kind of strategy exists with which they will someday beat the house. I think an NGO should sponsor to educate Nigerians for free in basic financial literacy so we don't keep having thoughts like this.

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    I believe no matter how fast the big players are, top-notch retail traders are still able to maneuver and get their crumbs which can be quite a lot.
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  21. 9 hours ago

    And it's you that has that skillset ba? Twitter Warren Buffet. Tou won't go and learn work before you start growing old.

    Replying to @tosinoftarsus @DavidHundeyin
    The forex market is a rigged game. It is said that 90% of retailers lose. Even the big banks and hedge funds lose from time to time. You can win in the Forex market, but it takes a very advanced skill set.
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