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Writer. Thing for cats to sit on. http://WeHuntedTheMammoth.com  Bylines in NYT, TheCut, Broadly, WaPo, Salon, HuffPost. Send tips dfutrelle@gmail

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    David Futrelle‏ @DavidFutrelle 24 Jun 2020

    The Onion is reality nowpic.twitter.com/HEq6dNrqlD

    2:41 PM - 24 Jun 2020
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    167 replies 36,937 retweets 117,494 likes
      1. David Futrelle‏ @DavidFutrelle 24 Jun 2020

        Obligatory viral tweet plug for my website http://WeHuntedTheMammoth.com , which is not actually about hunting or mammoths

        3 replies 7 retweets 142 likes
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      1. Aurora Erratic  🖖 ❄️‏ @Potterchik 24 Jun 2020
        Replying to @DavidFutrelle

        😮

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      1. Baba Jana, Social Distancer‏ @Lylith_8 24 Jun 2020
        Replying to @DavidFutrelle

        Sadly it has been for awhile.

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      1. ATXRambler‏ @rambler_atx 24 Jun 2020
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        ATXRambler Retweeted ATXRambler

        https://twitter.com/rambler_atx/status/1269747966996291584?s=19 …

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        ATXRambler @rambler_atx
        So there are areas where it's pretty clear that the institutional culture of the police department is so bad that one will need to replace it with a new agency with (largely) different people. Those places need a plan to handle a bunch of resentful demobilized violent people.
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      1. Duke York‏ @yorkdukeyork 24 Jun 2020
        Replying to @DavidFutrelle @ashleylynch

        The Onion has gone from saying "Yes, and..." to saying "Yes."

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      1. Racecarlock‏ @Racecarlock 24 Jun 2020
        Replying to @DavidFutrelle @Nash076

        The onion was always reality, we were just too sheltered to see it.

        3 replies 14 retweets 419 likes
      2. Ronak  ⚛️  🎮  🎼  🖍️  👘  🖖🏻  🌌‏ @ronakpw 25 Jun 2020
        Replying to @Racecarlock @DavidFutrelle @Nash076

        This 👆🏻

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      1. KC All. The. Way!‏ @anotheruiguy 24 Jun 2020
        Replying to @DavidFutrelle @chriseppstein

        We live in the upside-down.

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      2. Nicht wichtig‏ @BlueNicht 24 Jun 2020
        Replying to @anotheruiguy @DavidFutrelle @chriseppstein

        I do not want this reality, it's broken.

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      2. Mal  🌞‏ @anzactruths 24 Jun 2020
        Replying to @Katastroffe @DavidFutrelle

        Exactly. Using violence against others isn't legal or ethical. Did I miss something?

        2 replies 1 retweet 35 likes
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