David Futrelle

@DavidFutrelle

Writer. Thing for cats to sit on. Bylines in NYT, TheCut, Broadly, WaPo, Salon, HuffPost. Send tips dfutrelle@gmail

Evanston, IL
wehuntedthemammoth.com
Joined August 2011
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    12 hours ago

    it’s not funny that Jordan Peterson got addicted to benzos but it is funny that he and all of his supporters are incapable of calling it an addiction because that would make their entire worldview, which is based on personal responsibility, collapse.

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    20 hours ago

    Wendy brings up a vital point

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  4. 2 hours ago

    Scotland makes period products available for free; MGTOWs respond with their customary good sense

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  5. 7 hours ago

    It's two Alfred Hitchcocks about to kiss

    Important Q: when you look at my cat’s chest, do you see a.) a vase or b.) 2 men about to kiss
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    17 hours ago

    "What should we call our matches?" "I dunno, something normal"

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    Nov 24

    me forcing my cat to look at the screen while we watch alien (1979): do you see how ripley is able to save jonesy from the alien because he lets her pick him up and put him in a carrier?

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  8. 7 hours ago

    Jordan Owen wants to be forgiven for his nasty documentary about Anita Sarkeesian. But he won't apologize first. UPDATE: Now he has?

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    23 hours ago

    Are Central American farm workers the ultimate MGTOW dream girls?

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    24 hours ago

    so Jordan Peterson wrote a book called "12 Rules For Life" and then immediately got hooked on benzos and nearly died and then popped back up saying he's got 12 more rules lmao thanks bro but i think i'm good

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    Nov 24

    much like dr peterson, my brilliant and visionary cat consumes an all-beef diet

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  12. 23 hours ago

    Are Central American farm workers the ultimate MGTOW dream girls?

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    Nov 24

    This is flat out sabotage

    NEW: Mnuchin will place the $455b in unspent Cares Act money he is taking back from the Fed into Treasury's General Fund, where his successor (Yellen) essentially cannot reach it w/o Congressional approval
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    Nov 24

    So he tried to bully them into throwing at the results of the election.

    Shirkey confirms to Trump talked about Mich. election results with GOP delegation. He says at 1 point, Trump got Giuliani to call in & Giuliani repeated the Wayne County allegations he had raised in a news conference last Thursday. Shirkey says meeting was 'innocuous'
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    Nov 24

    I hate that we just kind of moved on from the fact that Trump literally sabotaged the postal system to try and win an election. There's a lot of crimes that this fucker should go to prison for, but for me, this one sits at the top.

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    Jordan Owen wants to be forgiven for his nasty documentary about Anita Sarkeesian. But he won't apologize first ..

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    Nov 24

    These dudes can't stop telling on themselves.

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    Nov 23

    i feel like its really easy not to hire rahm emanuel

    Following progressive backlash against reports that Rahm Emanuel was being considered for transportation secretary, Joe Biden may now be considering the former Chicago mayor for the somewhat less visible position of U.S. trade representative.
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    Nov 23

    How do you even begin to try to explain this stuff?

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