Susan Davis on Twitter: "The timeline for John Lewis's funeral services today has Bill Clinton slotted to speak for 5 minutes and, well, LOL."

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1. Shore Patrol 420 USCG VET‏ @CFrost420 30 Jul 2020
  Replying to @DaviSusan
  
  Don't hold Herman's chair.
  
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1. Mary Rose Campbell‏ @MariaVerdeGA 30 Jul 2020
  Replying to @DaviSusan
  
  So he's going to speak for 27, right?
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1. Adam Wolff‏ @AdamWolffNY 30 Jul 2020
  Replying to @DaviSusan
  
  Can you use a vaudeville hook at a funeral?
  
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1. I may be wrong, but, then again...‏ @IM1Voice 30 Jul 2020
  Replying to @DaviSusan
  
  Are you sure that's not a typo and more like 15 or even 50 minutes?
  
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1. Brian Cummings‏ @B_inShortsville 30 Jul 2020
  Replying to @DaviSusan
  
  Bring a snack.
  
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1. MrWarrenJohnson‏ @warren2650 30 Jul 2020
  Replying to @DaviSusan
  
  I mean like who says "Ok we'll give President Clinton five minutes".
  
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1. Lawrence Poullard‏ @LawPoullard 30 Jul 2020
  Replying to @DaviSusan
  
  I saw them plug in a “wrap it up” neon sign in the balcony earlier today.
  
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1. MOBILEREV3‏ @phillyclint 30 Jul 2020
  Replying to @DaviSusan
  
  Wait Bill Clinton can talk for only 5 minutes?
  
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