My 16 year old daughter goes on her first real date tonight for the high school home coming dance. Dad radar on maximum.
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Replying to @scottjohnson
@scottjohnson If you can catch a snake, hang it over the doorbell/knocker.1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
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@willsmith I have a good sized ball python named Norman. Maybe that will work.1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
Replying to @scottjohnson
@scottjohnson Best to find something wild for plausible deniability/any hoe related incidents.2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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@willsmith @scottjohnson The Bad Boys II approach could never go wrong. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRiT3ISEN3M …
7:56 AM - 21 Sep 2013
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