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    Standing by this. You will never see the Mueller report. It may exist but it will be filed away until every last bit of political capital and leverage will be extracted from it, leaving a redacted irrelevant inactionable shell.

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  2. Satan: You get fame, musicals made about you Andy Gibb: What's the catch? Satan: Your whole family only sounds like muppet voices

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  3. Give me any reason for not voting for Elizabeth Warren.

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  4. Just stay down, until they're gone.

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  5. Warm from the gun. Soft from the pain.

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  6. You take all this back home. You put it back into a box. You put that box up on a shelf, until the shelf itself gets lost.

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  7. You pass the day away. You try to keep out of the smoke. You laugh about it now, and you make it all into a joke.

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  8. You talk about it now. But you try not to let on to those who taught you to trust.

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  9. So you mill about the ones who gather up and around, your mouth dry in disgust.

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  10. Stay down to the ones you love the most. Stay down on the ground until they're gone. Stay down or you can count yourself a ghost. Stay down.

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  11. Warm from the sun. Soft from the rain.

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  12. You wait until the rocket smoke clears from the sky, and you take a take deep breath. And you get below the now, but not the why.

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  13. You write your Sgt's orders on the back of your dirty hand. Then you look over your shoulder to the ones in your command.

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  14. Calling all along, I couldn't count myself among the ones that taught us to run.

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  15. Sunlight during the night. Fall-in, all alone, October 71.

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  16. Idk what's wrong I keep tweeting hashtags and the world doesn't seem to be changing I think I'm doing it wrong

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  17. Hey REALLY digging the man-hour tally in the new eps. Not too concerned about the accounting aspect- it gives a great view of the size of the animal you're taking on projectwise. Kudos.

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  18. I just accidentally called Tim Gunn Peter Gunn in conversation and my wife looked at me like I was 116 years old.

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  19. I only assume it is Dorito flavored as I did not attempt to ingest it. Seriously it's like a Dorito meteorite.

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  20. I'm still waiting . Can you explain why a 2 oz. Dorito flavored blob of unknown composition ended up in this bag?

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  21. I'm like 70% convinced that Trump thinks he talked to Bob Costas instead of Bob Costa .

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