David Seed

@DaveSeed2

He/him. Jobbing artist and sometime chippy. School of mud slinging and metal bashing 1987. My etsy:

Gloucester in the unruly West
Joined April 2016

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  1. 2 hours ago
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  2. Jan 4
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  3. Jan 3

    Cheerful Richard. Nobody realised that he spent his life being sardonic. He’d been on prozac for years. My best seller on Etsy is another hyena. Weird.

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    Jan 1

    what bullshit this animal isnt helping at all this would clearly go twice as fast without this cack-handed interference

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  5. Jan 2

    Pondering. Should I sell this as an A4 print or postcard?

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  6. Jan 1

    Koroneis. Now finished and on my etsy. Other little witch crow dance pictures are available,

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  8. 29 Dec 2018

    Scallywag indeed! Reminds me of the joke about the old fella in the pub with a wonky washer. As he keeps needing to use the loo he writes a note that he leaves with his pint saying “I’ve spat in this”. When he gets back seven people have added “so have we”.

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  9. 29 Dec 2018
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  10. 27 Dec 2018

    Little witch crow dance

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  11. 27 Dec 2018

    Many years ago when training to be a potter we made kiln gods out of clay to ensure firing went well. I know loads of potters who do this. Do bakers make dough oven gods? Anyone know? Corn dollies thrown into the fire?

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  12. 25 Dec 2018

    Pub sign commission. The customer’s father in law was a bomber navigator and the sign is going to their son who has a Whitley themed bar in a converted shed in their back garden. Marine ply and One-Stop signwriting enamels.

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    PLAY YOUR UKULELE LOUDLY! PLAY YOUR UKULELE BADLY! may your little ukulele machine kill all the darkness in your heart and also extinguish the power of any fascists lurking in your community.

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    19 Dec 2018

    Brilliant from , a fantastic Labour MP setting the record straight on the ongoing appalling behaviour of Tories in the House of Commons, particularly that directed towards Jeremy Corbyn. Solidarity Laura.

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    15 Dec 2018
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    16 Dec 2018

    Tory Britain. .A warning from Neil Kinnock in 1983 and just as true today I warn you not to be ordinary, I warn you not to be young, I warn you not to fall ill, and I warn you not to grow old.

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  17. 9 Dec 2018

    Fetch the chair, the scales and the bible. She might be a WITCH! Then again, she might just be a little crow.

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    5 Dec 2018

    Watch these wildlife officials struggle to stay alive as they release the world's most badass bobcat kitten back into the wild. The bobcat, who we're calling Mr. Murderbritches, was relocated after he was caught eating 🐔🐔🐔 in Kanarraville, UT. Long live Mr. Murderbritches!

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    2 Dec 2018

    Cat 1: "I think I can just jump this mate" Cat 2:. "Good work Nigel, I'm coming over" Cat 1: "Let's see what this idiot does" Dog... 8/10

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  20. 29 Nov 2018
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