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Editor at Large, Esquire. Homophilia, Truu Stowray, Troubled Waters. The Friday Forty. PARTY OF ONE out now. Fresh. Fresh! Exciting.

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    Jan 22

    THIS FRIDAY at Dynasty Typewriter: THE FRIDAY FORTY returns with me & with special guests and Joey Greer ! 40 questions about the events of the last 7 days, while we all drink 40s. GET THOSE TIX:

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  2. Jan 26

    THANK YOU

    I haven’t yet seen ABC News report the thing people are saying ABC News is reporting.
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  3. Jan 26

    Thanks to all who came out to The Friday Forty! We feel like Alice Ripley reading a JFK quote. cc:

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  4. Jan 25

    Had this one on repeat in...2003? PRIME DELETED YEARS. // Maria Mena - You're the only one via

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  5. Jan 25

    It's safer for people to feel anger than shame.

    Republicans are VERY angry about Schiff’s decision to reference that CBS “head on a pike” report. Murkowski says “that’s where he lost me.” Barrasso says “whatever gains he may have made, he lost all of it — plus some — tonight.”
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  6. Jan 25

    I don’t know how I know this, but I KNOW that this child has a girlfriend named Beverly.

    A New York teen creates petition to move Super Bowl to Saturday
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    Jan 25

    Exquisite timing by Bret, as always

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  8. Jan 25

    Woke up with a song from this album in my head. Hadn’t thought of it in 20 years. Yelled at a robot to play it and now I’m singing every word. Gonna be a very 1996 day over here. Cc:

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  9. Jan 24

    hereby unveiling a star trek logo dated last year

    After consultation with our Great Military Leaders, designers, and others, I am pleased to present the new logo for the United States Space Force, the Sixth Branch of our Magnificent Military!
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  10. Jan 24

    Everybody come to this tonight okay?

    Tonight! 8pm Friday Forty w + + Special Guests
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  11. Jan 24

    Folks, the country's first legal weed lounge/restaurant will take you on a real personal journey.

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  12. Jan 24

    There’s a weed restaurant in LA now! Here’s how I almost ruined the experience for myself.

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  13. Jan 23

    Another must read from .

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  14. Jan 22

    Full, exhausting day of indisputable and incriminating facts. Can't wait to see the other side take their turn, go "Yeah but Nellie Ohr" for twenty minutes, and win.

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  15. Jan 22

    Y’all have a little giggle too, as a t!reat.

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    Last night I listened to this ep of where they pronounced with the exclamation mark, and I can’t stop giggling at it
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  16. Jan 22

    I love this idea also let's steal it for Los Angeles who's with me

    Thinking of starting something called The Matinee Club where once a month anyone who works from home in New York City can get together to do a delightful mid-day activity that only we could do because well...working from home
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    Jan 21

    Biden: And look hey I never said social security benefits should go the way of the wango tango. if you’re one of them old guys and you need to get a big bandages wrapped around your head cause you got a toothache from bugs bunny, that’s your god given right

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  18. Jan 21

    PS if you’re going to make the case that a subset of the gay community is tarnishing our good name, try not to call us all degenerates at the beginning of your argument.

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  19. Jan 21

    Buddy, I’m gay, I think leather people are cool as hell, and I DON’T KNOW WHEN LEATHER WEEKEND IS.

    Last weekend, D.C.’s degenerate gay community was busy celebrating "leather weekend" — giving gay people a bad name and annihilating progress. says it’s bizarre to see anyone so openly boast about their sexual “kinks” and perversions.
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  20. Jan 20

    IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY

    Together we honor Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
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