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Editor at Large, Esquire. Party of One is the book. Homophilia & Troubled Waters are the podcasts. I can’t find nothin on the radio. Yo, turn to that station.

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    23 Nov 2020

    Had the great pleasure of talking to the guys of for the cover of 's winter issue. A trip to Seoul was not in the cards this year, but their warmth, wisdom and energy came through even over Zoom.

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  2. 7 hours ago

    Awaiting an executive order to keep meal box ingredients from being like "shrimp," "pasta," and "flavor packet."

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    7 hours ago

    Maybe we could arrange these discussions less in terms of political fights between the two parties, and more in terms of whether the government is delivering what's needed for people right now—people who otherwise would have no voice in how policy is made.

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  4. 8 hours ago

    Hear me out though: have you tried backseeing the evidence?

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    16 hours ago

    seem like a missed opportunity for biden to have had Bif Naked do "moment of weakness" cuz id have gone like "yoooooo" & the country really needs that right now

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  6. 22 hours ago

    Brayden got me. Good job, kid.

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  7. Jan 20

    I must find the windbreaker.

    cc , who pointed out the fact that the windbreaker is (almost) as good as the bop to end all bops, "You Get What You Give"
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  8. Jan 20

    New Radicals are back, if only for a day, and all is right with the world.

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  9. Jan 20

    ...and this is someone who’s about to start a Patreon.

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  10. Jan 20

    To review: this is patriotism...

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  11. Retweeted
    Jan 20

    It’s time to set aside our differences and reach out to any Trump supporters you know, and be like “What the fuck?”

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  12. Jan 20

    Just as Whitney’s Anthem forced decades of singers to do “FreeEEEEE,” I hope Gaga’s popularizes lookin’ all around at those imaginary ramparts.

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  13. Jan 20

    Normal really packs an emotional wallop, turns out.

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    Jan 20

    It’s funny that our “revenge” on Trumpism will be materially improving the lives of his loudest and most obnoxious supporters

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  15. Jan 20

    Cry more, sibs.

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    Don Jr. And Eric are crying!! Why?
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  16. Jan 20

    Years from now, when the passions of this moment have cooled, even the skeptical among us will have to admit he really did watch all the shows.

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  17. Jan 19

    Yeah tell me what all these pardons signify and what comes next, well-compensated media pundits who said he was growing into the job and debuting a bold new tone every time his verb tenses accidentally agreed, literally up until last week.

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  18. Jan 19

    Nobody tell them about the house he's moving into.

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  19. Retweeted
    Jan 19

    Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because it’s over

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  20. Jan 18

    Upgrade to the air freshener and the undercarriage blast.

    CNN: "[White House] cleaning will start as soon as Donald Trump and Melania Trump depart." Truer words...
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  21. Jan 18

    Ending with neither a bang nor a whimper but a pivot to wrestling-promo-style comedy.

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