Finally! Now my groceries can buy themselves, bring themselves home, and put themselves away. I'm still willing to cook, but will these things load and unload the dishwasher and clean up the kitchen?https://twitter.com/OwenJones84/status/963161412175650821 …
MANY years ago I wrote a short story about a man who took very poor care of his lawn and landscaping, and one day while napping in the sun, his yard killed him and fertilized itself.
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Did you name it "your ass is grass"
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Wow! Didn't know there's a Stephen King rival sleeping inside you! :)
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