I’ve been in Las Vegas for two hours and already a drunk girl eating an ice cream cone walked up to me with a scarf around her waist and told me she pissed herself. She did.
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Replying to @darrellwhitelaw
You have a knack for attracting the best and brightest.
1:19 AM - 8 Jan 2018
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