Don’t worry about that. It’s just because I liked one of your tweets and those celebrities are very needy.
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And they ALL follow you, because you're the most brilliant and most witty of humans!
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Yeah. None of them follow me as far as I know. Hell, I’m not even sure if I am a human.
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You're human. I can vouch for you.
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Exactly the kind of affirmation with which I needed to begin 2017.
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You're one of the best humans I know. Wishing you a prosperous, safe, and joy-filled 2017!
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My wish for you: May 2017 have 10x more wonder and inspiration than 2016. Be open. Be kind. Create your own joy. Love yourself!
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Liking my tweets has its consequences

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so it's your fault, eh?
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sounds like you were at a nice NYE party ;)
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it was a fun evening, but none of them were present...
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They keep suggesting I follow the t.rump. I think those must be sponsored suggestions.
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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