I mean, if I were to own a monkey, I'd own a few. Maybe like an army. Then I'd train them to be smart. Then they'd revolt and overthrow me.
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@davehogue Good idea! I'd really try to be the nice human. Because, well, sometimes we aren't very nice. I think monkeys like nice humans. -
@MichaelClawson Monkey's like bananas. Humans, not so much. ;) -
@davehogue Well, I must admit, I do like bananas. So, maybe they would accept me for a bit? -
@MichaelClawson Just try looking oppressible. And offer free bananas. :) - End of conversation
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