#Cronut - the latest food fad for people (with too much time and money) to help them forget that much of the world is starving.
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@DaveHogue PHEW! We've found the victim!!! -
@steveportigal Dolphin-friendly cronuts are disproportionately harming starving celiacs? How do we climate change into this? -
@DaveHogue They are using a beef tallow that comes from unusually flatulent cattle. Each cronut raises the seal level in Tonga by .01mm. -
@steveportigal I now have a NEW mission: reducing bovine flatulence. If you want to donate, you can find me queuing up in the cronut line.
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@DaveHogue Or the diabetics.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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