Whichever dickwad invented buttons instead of a zipper fly is top of my hit list
@stowball well, when was the last time you heard guy yell that he caught his private bits in a button fly? Luddite advantages? :-)
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@DaveHogue I pissed my pants but at least I didn't cut my knob!#winningThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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