Highlight of my day so far:
my search for “cat in a business suit” returned multiple stock photo results. 
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Aw, sorry Dave. I’ll do better next time, promise!
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I'm going to search for "cats in sad clown costumes"...