Watching people put office pens in their mouth absentmindedly and not saying anything.
Especially since you were just holding those same pens with your cat covered hands? 
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They call me "ol' danderhands" around these parts.
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Did you hear that? It was me laughing in Chicago. These restaurant patrons aren't pleased with my disturbance.
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