David Chappelle@DaveChappelle·Mar 25, 2012This account has been hacked. I'm deeming it officially bogus. Sincerely, Chappelle, David K3,6182,6419,282
David Chappelle@DaveChappelle·Mar 22, 2012I can't think of anything provocative to tweet, and yet, I must continue... Must...keep....tweeting.1,1713,3716,828
David Chappelle@DaveChappelle·Mar 21, 2012Does anybody read this? Let's get to 100 followers. Shout out to the magnificent 11.5639734,538
David Chappelle@DaveChappelle·Mar 21, 2012I'm off to the gym. Replacing good character with good looks is a cornerstone of my comeback stratagem. (sarcasm)2531,4624,284
David Chappelle@DaveChappelle·Mar 21, 2012Like I have anticipated- my following has more than doubled to eleven people. The power of visualization....1447002,547
David Chappelle@DaveChappelle·Mar 21, 2012I am up to 4 followers! It's been a great ride!1291,7733,378
David Chappelle@DaveChappelle·Mar 21, 2012As promised- here's a staged candid shot of me having deep thoughts whilst on my motorcycle.5413,1307,907
David Chappelle@DaveChappelle·Mar 20, 2012Going to top 80 degrees here in OH today. I'll be on my motorcycle. Man, am I edgy! I'll post a picture of how dope I am.1097122,049
David Chappelle@DaveChappelle·Mar 20, 2012I would have put David Chappelle as my name, but it was taken. F'n impostors. This is my second tweet ever. Can I follow myself?1301,3522,597
David Chappelle@DaveChappelle·Mar 20, 2012Chinese Riddle: If a man does not tweet does he exist?4666,7676,566