In addition to being cruel, miserable, whiney, etc. all of the NYT anti-trans “intellectual freedom” type pieces are unbelievably boring. This always gets glossed over.
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This is the kind of thing I think about before I fall asleep if I’m feeling anxious: how you could align divisions around railways. Play most games in-division, all regular season games in-conference. Would be so much fun.
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When MLB expands to 32 teams, it should forget the AL and NL.
Embrace a dramatic geographic realignment.
Here's one way @JimBowdenGM thinks it could look 
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Validating to learn this guy is literally just a frontrunner but for players.
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Very very sad we don’t get to watch a Game 7 tomorrow but I had so much fun watching this team this fall.
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Whole clubhouse loves him. I guess they’re all losers. Literally wouldn’t be in the WS without him.
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If you defend rhys hoskins at this point your just as much of a loser as he is
This is absolutely correct. I second-guessed Topper all postseason long and I was wrong literally every time until tonight. You don’t get to take a victory lap on the guy who made incredible unorthodox decisions for a month.
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Lol y’all have fucking loved the aggressive managing from Topper all postseason but now ya hate it.
Take your hindsight bias and shove it.
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If you’re a Phillies fan talking about getting rid of Rhys Hoskins in the middle of an NLCS run, you are a Yankees/Cowboys/Lakers fan. You are a frontrunner but for players rather than teams. Pathetic.
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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again.
Getting rid of Hoskins, keeping segura, moving Bohm to 1st, and signing Turner, Xander, or correa makes this team 1000000x better.
Not sure why we’d let segura go and keep rhys
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A phenomenally reported piece by my friend Seyward on a prestigious Los Angeles high school program with a long history of abuse
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BREAKING: CONTRACT VICTORY!!! Casino Workers at Borgata and Caesars, Tropicana and Harrahs casinos reached a tentative agreement with their companies!
(A strike deadline remains in effect for Hard Rock casino for July 3)
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"We’ve all met people who play-acted for power, but in Simpson’s story we meet a man who redefines that phenomenon." A reading list of scammers and impersonators, featuring 's fascinating tale about a fake cop: longreads.com/2021/12/02/imp #longreads
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Today seems like a pretty good day to repost 's story about the very real dangers of people who LARP as law enforcement.
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Lol shoobie is a slur now
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It was a perfectly nice summer down the Shore. Why did people spend so much time complaining? trib.al/MoQOFHJ
BREAKING — Atlantic City Council silenced residents during syringe access vote.
"Residents were pleading to be heard even as the council’s president, George Tibbitt, declared their chance to chime in was over."
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👏 More clear eyed pro-Britney, anti-adrenochrome harvesting bipartisanship 👏
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Thanks to my reader for sending me this. >> Basketball legend Michael Jordan leaving Steve & Cookies By The Bay in Margate, NJ. Supposedly he’s in town for the Jimmy Johnson A.C. Championship Fishing Week. Thanks
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I interviewed him about place and New Jersey in a home he was borrowing in Margate just before Sandy hit. I’ll try to pull my tapes and post the audio this weekend.
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Pulitzer Prize-winning poet Stephen Dunn wrote beautifully about Atlantic County, the Pine Barrens, the casinos, the South Jersey shore.
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This episode has a great story about skipping out on a rabies assignment at The Press of Atlantic City.
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My great friend Niamh is raising funds for a rad organization she volunteers with that provides access to, and helps overcome financial barriers for, abortion care in Montana, where access is often limited. Consider donating if you can. THANKS.
Maria plucked a line that fell flat from the middle of this story and placed it in its current position as the last line of this story. And as a result the whole thing went from something I felt OK about to something I am proud of. twitter.com/mariabustillos
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Congrats to liberal boomers on their retirement from four years of pretending to care about vulnerable people. twitter.com/sivavaid/statu
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Don’t let the Atlantic County dems reframe themselves as a foil to the evil Van Drew. These losers helped elect JVD in the first place and they continually refuse to move left in any material way. Absolute grifters just like JVD.
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Personal experience = getting Jeff Van Drew elected
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I can attest from personal experience that Jeff has T-rex arms whenever the check comes. twitter.com/MSuleiman/stat…
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Maskless lackeys less than 100 feet from the polling station at Richmond Ave School in AC haranguing people to vote for BOE Prez John Devlin, the psycho ex-ACPD cop accused of releasing his dog on an unconscious man.
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I cannot wait for Atlantic City to stop being used in incoherent metaphors about a crumbling Trump presidency and return to its role as a ham-fisted metaphor for failing American capitalism
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The defunct Trump Plaza in Atlantic City is currently wrapped in black netting to keep people nearby from getting hurt by random pieces of its eroding facade.
It will be imploded altogether in January.
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This is just my political opinion and is not personal but I am in favor of any politicians who oppose universal healthcare getting coronavirus and dying. It’s nothing personal against Joe Biden or Donald Trump and is just purely political. Personally I hope they live long lives.
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I hate corporations and love journalism! If you have a bit of extra cash, be the person to put over the top! Brickhouse sounds dope!
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Tom Drury. Just putting his name out there in case anyone else occasionally searches his name on twitter, like I do, looking for book recommendations. I don’t have any. But if you come across this and also love his books, please leave a recommendation for other authors. Thanks.
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AC making full transition to metaphor
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Atlantic City funnel cake life
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