Like a verification system? Genius!
This guy don’t miss!
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At least COMEDY IS LEGAL AGAIN
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Like, has he ever been on the internet before? The whole thing is basically people tricking other people.
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This is going well.
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CUPE confirms education support workers WILL be back on the job tomorrow #onpoli
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#BREAKING - Statement form Education Minister Lecce: “CUPE has agreed to withdraw their strike action and come back to the negotiating table. In return, at the earliest opportunity, we will revoke Bill 28 in its entirety and be at the table”
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#Breaking: CUPE to collapse protest sites in 'gesture of good faith' after Doug Ford commits to repealing Bill 28.
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You first Doug. This is your mess. Fix it.
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We’re willing to do whatever it takes to keep children in class.
I’m urging CUPE, please show the same willingness to work together as we have today. End the strikes.
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I remember I got $200 for free a month ago. Maybe not the best use of that cash hey Doug?
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“This is nothing we did, this was on CUPE,” Premier Ford claims.
He says the government would be “bankrupt” if CUPE got what it wanted.
#onpoli #onted
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They should repeal the bill first as a show of good faith. They rammed it thru at 5am last week, and they should set the alarm and un-ram it tomorrow morning. Otherwise their promises are meaningless imo.
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#BREAKING: Doug Ford says his government is willing to rescind its back-to-work legislation if CUPE education workers agree to end their ongoing job action. toronto.citynews.ca/2022/11/07/dou
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New poll finds 62% blame the Ford government for yesterday's CUPE strike and 48% would support other unions walking off the job to protest. #onpoli
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And now probably the most important question of the survey:
Ultimately, who do you blame most for schools being closed due to the education worker strike?
The provincial government - 62% (72% - parents of younger kids)
Education workers - 38%
(n=545, Nov 4/5, online)
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Also if you work a full time job and you also rely on food banks the system is broken and needs to change. I don’t think that’s too controversial an opinion.
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Also if you work a full time job and you also rely on food banks the system is broken and needs to change. I don’t think that’s too controversial an opinion.
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As thousands of striking school support workers protest at Queen’s Park and across the province, the government is before the labour relations board trying to put a stop to CUPE’s job action.
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Hi there! I'm a parent and I support workers' rights.
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Hi there! I'm a parent and I support workers' rights.
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Should clarify we r pretty confident it’s not covid
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Question for the parents: Sooo is everyone in your house sick right now as well?
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Shoutout to our mail carrier for putting the zombie hand back in the mailbox every day. 🧟♂️💀🎃👻
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Heartbroken my brother in comedy has passed away. I loved Tim.
We sat together in the writers room on Mercer’s show and he taught me so much about the craft. We travelled together, played cards together, and laughed together. One of a kind.
My love to his family ❤️
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THE BIG REVEAL!
Here’s what the grocery list actually said 

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THE BIG REVEAL!
Here’s what the grocery list actually said 🤣🤣🤣
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Does anyone know what the second item is on this grocery list? I have no idea but I have to buy it at the store. Please help!
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Can anyone read the second item on this grocery list? has to pick it up on the way home after work but he’s got no idea what it is!
HELP PLS! 🤣😭
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Does anyone know what the second item is on this grocery list? I have no idea but I have to buy it at the store. Please help!
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Does anyone know what the second item is on this grocery list? I have no idea but I have to buy it at the store. Please help!
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#ICYMI announced his #mathematicstour hits the Rogers Centre on June 17th AND 18th...and KiSS 92.5 wants to send YOU there! 👨🦰
Listen to Daryn Jones all week for your chance to win tickets 🎟️
bit.ly/3ywqzEi
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Happy thanksgiving it was 8-1
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Happy thanksgiving it was 8-1
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Speechless..
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WHATS THE CALL UMP?
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THAT WAS A BALL! #nextlevel
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ROBOT UMPS PLEASE
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Let’s goooo 2-0 Jays! #NextLevel
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Gausman is dialled in! Now it’s up to the bats! #NextLevel twitter.com/BlueJays/statu…
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