Darth B Dog

@Darth_B_Dog

Your body is not a temple, It's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. Anthony Bourdain

Vrijeme pridruživanja: veljača 2019.

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  1. 4. velj

    love it when you're out for a walk on a windy day and catch you're reflection in a car window and you look great.

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  2. 1. velj

    Camping is dumb. Thousands of years of evolution(that's right creationists) and we go traipsing back to sleep in the dirt and call it "camping". Or getting in touch with nature. Sure..after your 4wd fucks the environment so you can touch yourself.

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  3. 31. sij

    actually shouldnt say it was bad. It was non existent.

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  4. 31. sij

    Citybeach carindale. 0 for service. Thats why online shopping is better.

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  5. 28. sij
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  6. 28. sij

    Friends with kids- lets sit outside lil johnnie wants to go to the play area ME -fuck that way too hot..lets sit in aircon Friends with dog- Cant sit in cafe with dog. ME- thats cool lets sit outside.

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  7. 9. sij

    Imagine if Ezra Miler from Rebels returned and he was played by Keanu Reeves. And he met Rey. Your Welcome Disney

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  8. 24. pro 2019.

    Spent the whole day in my pyjamas and smoking weed.

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  9. 19. pro 2019.

    It was a Trap!

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  10. 19. pro 2019.

    Who could tell Rey was the the love child of Admiral Akbar an Leia. Blew....my....MIND!

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  11. 16. pro 2019.
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  12. 25. stu 2019.

    If Australia isnt real...where the fuck have i been living do 40 yrs? Shit ..if AU is made up of actors and CGI characters...im not an actor...so that means...NOOOOOOO!

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  13. 23. lis 2019.
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  14. 8. lip 2019.

    I love Bill and Ted so much that when I bought my new car the price was listed at 68000 and I asked if I could pay 69000 so when people ask me how much it was I could say....69 DUUUUUDE!

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  15. 29. svi 2019.

    Happy to have a scratched car so when I see idiots that have SUVs parked like this I can park right next to it make life difficult for them like they deserve! I should've gone in a touch more!

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  16. 26. svi 2019.

    At your GP getting topped up on anti depressants and your 60 yr old doctor says.. "These are a few ways that I like to chillax". Awesome.

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  17. 24. svi 2019.

    If you take a date out for sashimi bring gum. For her sake and yours!

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  18. 19. svi 2019.
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  19. 19. svi 2019.
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  20. 17. svi 2019.

    This was drawn on the desk I voted in today. Who would do such a thing?!

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