Darth Putin

@DarthPutinKGB

146% of Russians elected me & I got trump elected with 48%. Tweets are dictated, not typed. vvp = topless tweet. For parody see .

Moscow, Ukraine, Syria, D.C.
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Joined November 2012
Born on October 7, 1952

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Mar 26

    In Russia if you can't find a taxi you can just shout 'DEMOCRACY' & the police will carry you the rest of your trip

    152 replies 4,933 retweets 6,658 likes
  2. 11 hours ago

    Don't get any ideas about prosecutions for illegal war, Ukraine.

    Tony Blair should be prosecuted for Iraq War, high court hears.
    1 reply 12 retweets 39 likes
  3. 12 hours ago

    He's taken my gas, Siberia and my necklace. All I got was warm wine.

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    9 replies 49 retweets 166 likes
  4. 14 hours ago

    Phone call with master deal-maker ahead of our meeting on Friday. vvp.

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    3 replies 43 retweets 84 likes
  5. 14 hours ago

    My dudes siding with autocracy once again.

    Replying to @DarthPutinKGB @realDonaldTrump
    Twitter is trying to protect me from your propaganda 😆 (I have no 'quality filters' on) :
    2 replies 8 retweets 31 likes
  6. 14 hours ago

    Nicholas Cage will be arrested.

    Have finally realized what my dream bedroom looks like. Don't doubt me, it looks like this.
    5 replies 4 retweets 24 likes
  7. 14 hours ago

    Agenda for my Friday meet with

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    6 replies 173 retweets 232 likes
  8. Retweeted
    16 hours ago

    Trumplings react in horror to revelation that "anonymous" online bullshit isn't so anonymous and has that most awful of words: Consequences.

    3 replies 20 retweets 45 likes
  9. Jul 4

    Oh sure. When goes on a sub he's "cool". When I do it I am a "mad Bond villain who'll kill you all".

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    17 replies 221 retweets 332 likes
  10. Jul 4

    *dis

    Russian and Chinese media creating new information order, Kremlin says
    2 replies 16 retweets 27 likes
  11. Retweeted
    Jul 3

    Kaspersky’s approval stamp to operate in Russia "includes an unusual feature: a military intel unit number matching that of an FSB program"

    How close is Russian cyber firm to Russia’s spies?
    10 replies 161 retweets 156 likes
  12. Jul 4

    As I got elected, this is your last , comrades.

    9 replies 60 retweets 177 likes
  13. Jul 4

    Happy 4th of July to all my subjects in Russia's Oblast of the USA.

    10 replies 123 retweets 296 likes
  14. Jul 3

    If I wanted to know what wanted to talk about when we meet, I'd have told him already.

    3 replies 67 retweets 147 likes
  15. Retweeted
    Jul 2

    I wrote this expose about Michael Cohen, so he blocked me. Guess the story hit home.

    65 replies 852 retweets 1,494 likes
  16. Jul 3

    I'll be your POTUS next year so I can change it.

    it should be illegal for the fourth of july to be on a tuesday
    1 reply 24 retweets 68 likes
  17. Retweeted
    Jul 3

    "20 Super Sexy Ways to Bomb Civilians"

    Putin may put forward stimulating proposals on combating terrorism at G20
    2 replies 20 retweets 38 likes
  18. Jul 3
    Replying to

    And patronizing means we talk down to you cos you're morons who voted for an orange liar thanks to us.

    2 replies 11 retweets 68 likes
  19. Jul 3
    Replying to

    Illustrative means 'telling' in this case, Trumpkins. Sorry to be patronizing.

    1 reply 7 retweets 40 likes
  20. Jul 3
    Replying to

    The reaction of my Trumpkins to these is always illustrative.

    1 reply 4 retweets 23 likes
  21. Jul 3

    Dictatorship 101: Force news to talk about how great the economy is.

    At some point the Fake News will be forced to discuss our great jobs numbers, strong economy, success with ISIS, the border & so much else!
    9 replies 118 retweets 203 likes

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