Darth Putin

@DarthPutinKGB

146% of Russians didn't elect me. The Soviet Foreign Ministry banned me as they sound more like a parody than I do.

Moscow, Ukraine, Syria, Turkey
darthputin.blog.com
Joined November 2012
Born on October 7, 1952
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    May 27

    Arriving at Athens today: Customs: Name? Me: Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin Customs: Occupation? Me: No, this time i'm just here for 2 days

    2,553 retweets 3,624 likes
  2. 2 hours ago

    Dictator problems..

    41 retweets 66 likes
  3. 2 hours ago

    Russia will still get weightlifting gold at !

    26 retweets 41 likes
  4. 2 hours ago

    FYI. Profile pic annexed from after anti-maidan protests.

    4 retweets 3 likes
  5. 4 hours ago

    For 500 Rubles a farewell is a selfie stick and sieg heil. 😂

    Russian Olympic team heading to Rio given a cheering crowd farewell – we wish them luck!
    7 retweets 14 likes
  6. 6 hours ago

    Annexed from

    3 retweets 15 likes
  7. 6 hours ago

    Riding Trump bareback to

    92 retweets 93 likes
  8. 7 hours ago

    One day i'll made Ed & Assange solve this by naked oil wrestling.

    Democratizing information has never been more vital, and has helped. But their hostility to even modest curation is a mistake.
    15 retweets 27 likes
  9. 8 hours ago

    So far my trolls are shouting at me for saying Turkey's coup didn't involve academics & journos by....shouting exactly that. 😂 vvp.

    13 retweets 24 likes
  10. 8 hours ago

    Bit like us and the massive CIA Euromaidan plot.

    14 retweets 20 likes
  11. 8 hours ago

    If a coup that involves so many officers, academics & journos can happen before Turkey's intelligence service spots it, they must be shit.

    78 retweets 69 likes
  12. 9 hours ago

    "Democracy". 😂

    7 retweets 18 likes
  13. 9 hours ago

    Erdogan has learnt the best way to secure democracy is to lock up anyone who reports on it. 😎

    62 retweets 76 likes
  14. 13 hours ago

    Here's an image for you ladeez. 😎 Via ➡️

    47 retweets 53 likes
  15. 15 hours ago

    Agent Orange has "gone rogue" and revealed his connections to us.

    42 retweets 50 likes
  16. 17 hours ago

    Both of us have really big hands!! 😤😤

    8 retweets 18 likes
  17. 17 hours ago

    No idea from I annexed this.

    7 retweets 32 likes
  18. 17 hours ago

    1,184 retweets 1,188 likes
  19. Jul 28

    Trump wasn't joking about me. He didn't look over his shoulder first.

    15 retweets 27 likes
  20. Jul 28

    An hashtag should bring a topless horse rider.

    6 retweets 37 likes
  21. Jul 28

    Yes. I know it sounds like Baldrick's poem.

    43 retweets 64 likes

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