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Over 60% of US students can't find Russia on a map. So I am making it bigger. And easier to find.
2,313 retweets 1,277 favoritesFunny. @navalny doesn't know the sentence he'll get & the peeps going to the demonstrations don't know what they'll get either.
My top quotes for 2014. pic.twitter.com/KXThPJrpS9
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Learn moreIt would ironic if shifting @navalny's guilty verdict date to tomorrow led to bigger protests than we expected on 15 Jan.
No one will notice we moved @navalny's trial date to avoid the protests. They'll be too drunk. Checkmate liberals.
The Ruble is weakening again so my last option is to check under my sofa cushions for loose dollars to covert.
12 retweets 13 favoritesOur new defense policy points out that Russia's borders are being surrounded by @NATO. pic.twitter.com/AQbyBdl0sr
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Learn more"Yes, i am experiencing interruptions during @YouTube's entry adverts". Said no one ever.
On planet Snowden, the following happens:
KGB: Your honor, we'd like to bug @BarackObama's phone
Judge: No.
Snowden is right. Russian courts would balk at surveillance of foreign heads of state. They'd be shocked to be asked as not their decision.
12 retweets 12 favoritesYou know Christ was born in Crimea, right? I need to check if this book says he came back there as me.. pic.twitter.com/G5eedE6nyt
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Learn moreOutside my dacha in piss it says 'Putin Huylo'. Tests reveal it to be Medvedev's piss. Worse, it's Alina's handwriting.
31 retweets 53 favoritesMaking post-sauna snow angels. In concrete.
5 retweets 12 favoritesYou'll be saying 'nyet' in Siberia MT @NeinQuarterly G W Bush's Putin portrait makes alarming gains in verisimilitude pic.twitter.com/zixQ8LEvKs
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Learn moreTo solve the Ruble crisis i will make companies convert Dollars to Rubles & loan those Rubles to companies to pay back Dollar debts. QED.
17 retweets 10 favoritesNow is the time of year we start looking thru @facebook for friends we actually like in the hope they've a New Year's party we can crash.
In Russia we are also free to say @BarackObama is a criminal. pic.twitter.com/baz8VjtfMb
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