Garry Polmateer

@DarthGarry

I am an Argyler . Either a mouse or an axe in my hand. Salesforce MVP HOF, EO Member, Family, Firewood, AFOL, extreme DIY, Puns often.

Albany, NY
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Joined February 2009
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  1. 13 hours ago

    I used to joke that getting a King sized was the first move toward separate bedrooms. But then our puppy grew and grew and grew to 110lb and jt seems like that is in our future and I don’t have the heart to kick him out.

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  2. 14 hours ago

    Up to 245x6 today for deadlifts. Rebuilding.

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  3. 17 hours ago

    Closed a deal this morning then my cat barfed all over the couch. Balanced, as all things should be.

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  4. Jul 31

    Happy end of Q2, friends!

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  5. Jul 31

    My 2020 feels like a throwaway year in many ways, but it’s still a year of our life. Trying to be at peace with it and keep trying to move forward as best I can and not give into the dark feelings.

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  6. Jul 29

    Got this in Feb right before everything. 322k meters rowed and still a novice

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  7. Jul 29

    The apple commercials never show anyone pounding on a stuck key to make it start working again

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  8. Jul 29

    looking forward to a day when MacBooks have good keyboards again.

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  9. Jul 29

    Why can’t a dog press “Play”? They are always pressing “Paws”.

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  10. Jul 28

    Why do pirates always achieve their goals? They have OK-Arrrrrggghhhhhhhssssss…..

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  11. Jul 28

    Shark Week is coming.

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  12. Jul 28

    Did you hear about that hot air ballooning movie coming out? I hear it has lofty expectations...

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  13. Jul 27

    It’s Monday Morning, have you backed up your Salesforce data according to your plan?

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  14. Jul 26

    Front squats today, moderate weight. .

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  15. Jul 26

    Started on my next rick of firewood I expect to fill it, raising the total hoard to 9.5 cord.

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  16. Jul 26

    I thought of another weedwhacker joke, but I’m not going to tell anyone but I’ll keep stringing you along...

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  17. Jul 26

    I thought of a great weedwhacker joke, but it is too edgy.

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  18. Jul 25

    I have an astrology joke, it is so funny it will leave you in Pices

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  19. Jul 25

    I have a joke about all these one liners going around but no one will remember in a few days.

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  20. Jul 24

    Saw the comet! Still too much light pollution so we had a few great views of Saturn’s rings and Jupiter’s moons and our moon’s craters.

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