Darrin DeMarco

@DarrinDeMarco

If I can see it, I can eat it.

Queens, NYC
Vrijeme pridruživanja: siječanj 2009.

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  1. 30. sij

    I'm visiting this office and my desk has no garbage can. How do I ask for a garbage can without sounding like a weirdo whose #1 priority is trash?

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    28. sij

    I've thought about this Mulaney/Colbert interview nearly every day of the last week. The way it moves from typical talk show joshin' to deep insight and introspection feels really special, a reminder that our vulnerabilities have the power to connect us

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    27. sij

    I’m sorry, how big was that rock again?

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  4. 27. sij

    I've been curious if my child inherited her parents' creativity but yesterday she said "here dinosaur, these dreidels will help you poop" and I teared up a little.

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    25. sij

    Mitch McConnell is trying to cover for the most corrupt president in history. Pass it on.

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  6. 24. sij

    On fridays we give up.

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  10. 19. sij

    It's 2020 and I need a doorstop. I don't know where to buy a doorstop and I'm having trouble thinking of what to use as a doorstop. Please send suggestions.

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    I’m about to cry, knowing that I will never be as swagger as this man right here.

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  12. 16. sij

    I usually pride myself on not being awkward but I totally did that thing where someone I don't know smiled and waved and I waved back but it was for the person behind me, so I nodded past her to NOBODY and then ran away.

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    16. sij

    Let me save you all the time. Tomorrow senate republicans will say one of three things: -they didn't see the Parnas interview -you can't trust a man who is in legal jeopardy -if he was such an important witness to call then House Ds should have waited for him before impeaching

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  14. 13. sij

    Everyone calls my daughter sweet and adorable but she totally dutch-ovened me in a Thomas the Train pop-up tent today.

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  15. 11. sij

    I've never watched Star Trek and just started TNG. Am I supposed to be watching this?

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  16. 10. sij

    Just realized that TSA detained my wife because she didn't have her license but my bag made it through twice with a boxcutter that I didn't realize was in there until now.

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  17. 9. sij

    Trying to set this trend of doing at least one thing for myself per day, no matter how small. That's hard because I feel if every moment is not put towards work, home or daughter that I'm slacking off in some capacity.

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  18. 8. sij

    I have to do improv more than once per year. I have suggestions on how to do this.

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  19. 7. sij

    Back from MAG and feeling inspired instead of depressed. Spent most of the weekend in awe of so many of my peers making somethings from nothing, even after all these years. Looking forward to bringing more creative efforts forward this year.

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    CATS

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