How to get sad in 4 words: 1. Unlock your phone. 2. Check your notifications. 3. "Your portfolio has decreased."
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You guys already know I'm always making jokes. While everyone is busy spreading motivation, I do it through my lame jokes. I'm doing fine, I just can't help to make use of pessimistic humor :P
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I just realized you're like 2 years older than me and I called you sweetie.. feels weird now
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Yeah I'm like your grandma, I demand some respect



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A thousand pardons my queen

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